An Instagram caption is a written description or explanation about an Instagram photo to provide more context and meaning. For every photo on Instagram, there is a story to tell.
A little humor goes a long way when it comes to captions. But sometimes, you may find yourself struggling to come up with funny captions for your Instagram photos.
Below, you will find an array of funny Instagram captions that are suitable for friends, selfies and your next Instagram Post.
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Humorous Instagram Captions For Friends
Finding friends with same mental disorder is priceless.
Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
Life is about finding friends who are your kind of crazy.
Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.
Best friends. Because if anyone else heard our conversations we’d end up in the mental hospital.
Mess with me, I’ll let karma do its job. Mess with my friend? I become karma.
Friends knock on the door, best friends walk into your house and start eating.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean… But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
I was an innocent being..until my best friend came along.
A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked!
They say don’t try this at home… so I went to my friend’s home!
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a really tall cliff. I’m gonna miss you!”
She is my Best Friend. You break her heart; I break your face.
Funny Instagram Captions For Selfies
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake after this selfie!
I got a haircut! It went so well I went ahead and had all my hairs cut!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I’m actually not taking a mirror selfie. I’m just showing you my new phone.
I love your mirror selfie!” -Said no one ever
I cleaned the bathroom just so I can take this mirror selfie.
Taking this selfie to remind myself i’m not a vampire.. Lol!
“Oh no, my toddler got my phone, took this perfectly posed (but candid!) picture of me and accidentally posted this, I’m so embarrassed! But really the kid’s kind of a genius, right?”
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open, looking for answers. Also food.
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it lunch.”
“I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too.”
“Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.”
The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a scotch.
I feel I am the undiscovered supermodel.
75% of my humor starts with a bad photograph. Like this one!!
Funny Instagram Captions For Everyone
That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you can’t do it.
I work out religiously – once after Christmas and then again before Easter.
When the waiter asked what I’d like, I handed the menu back and said ‘yes, please!
I can remember a time when I knew more than my phone did.
The best way to look younger, hang out with older people.
Never let anyone treat you like a yellow Starbust. You are a pink Starburst.
Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single.
Just because I can’t dance doesn’t mean I shouldn’t dance.
Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
Dear MATH, stop asking me to find your X, she’s not coming back.
“I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
Every beauty needs her beast. Lol!
I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
Got a new phone today, my old phone failed the swimming test.
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
Even I don’t believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in five minutes.
I don’t want to take down my Christmas lights so I’m turning my house into a restaurant.
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.