Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Lights adorn all the neighborhood homes and illuminate our freshly-cut trees. Christmas is an opportunity to spend time with family, it’s a perfect time to bond, share funny jokes and have a good laugh together.
Nothing brings the family together at Christmas like a good Christmas joke. We have compiled a collection of very funny Christmas jokes and riddles to help make Christmas celebration a memorable one for you and your loved ones.
Hilarious Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Riddles
A: He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Christmas is here!
A: A pineapple!
Donut open ’til Christmas!
Holly-days are here again!
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
A: The Elfabet.
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Coal me when you want to go see Santa!
A: In the snow bank.
Water you waiting for! Ivana go see Santa so gift me a coal already!
Avery merry Christmas to you!
A: Because it soots him.
A: It needed to be trimmed.
Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
A: Silent night!
Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
A: Santa Jaws.
Needle little reminder to gift me a coal? Ivana go see Santa!
A: A Christmas quacker.
Oh, Chris who?
Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree…
Very Funny Christmas Jokes For Kids
A Frosted One!
“‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
Yeah, they come already wound up!
A cookie sheet!
Because snow man’s an island!
Nothing. It was on the house!
Because he’s always well dressed when he comes to dinner!