Funny Good Morning Messages For Him

Funny Good Morning Messages For Him

Sometimes, a funny good morning message is all that is required to feel good in the morning and find the strength necessary to face the new day. Spice up your relationship by sending hilarious good morning messages that will put a smile on the face of that special man in your life.

Below, we have compiled an array of funny good morning messages that you can share with your husband, boyfriend or male friends.

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Hilarious Good Morning Messages For Boyfriend

I made you breakfast in bed. But I forgot we live in two different places. So now I’m eating your breakfast in bed at work!
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
Good morning to the worst morning person I know! May you roll out of bed with style today.
I woke up just to say good morning and now it’s time to fall back asleep. Wake me up with a reply?
I woke up today with the best morning eulogies meant for no one but you, but I have totally forgotten them! So I will just say GOOD MORNING!
Morning handsome. I named my pet rabbit after you. God, don’t make this weird, OK???
Wake up baby… Get the chance to go on full concert mode in the shower! So inspiring right?
Who else thinks good morning wishes are overrated? Well, definitely not me! So have a good morning by the way!
Yesterday must have been cancelled, but not today. So wake up my love!
Good morning darling, today I turned out to be sleeping beauty, so I need your ki*ss to wake me up this morning!
Good morning and have a nice nap! Just because I know you are planning on going straight back to bed.
You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!
Wake up and be grateful that you have such a wonderful partner like me in your life. Morning!
Morning love! Just so you know, I’ve declared today my imaginary birthday so be sure to attend the party later in our bedroom with lots of gifts and special birthday wishes. Oh, and don’t forget about showering me with attention all day either!
In my heart, I kept the thoughts of this annoying guy. I hate you, yet I can’t stop thinking about you…I love you; please get out of my head and stop stealing my heart away, good morning!
Sometimes I spend several minutes just wondering what’s wrong with you. What are you hiding? No one is as perfect and awesome as you are. Good morning…but I’m keeping my eye on you.
The number of times you hit the snooze button is directly proportional to the number of times you are likely to turn out lazy! So wake up already!
I have caught you making silent promises to your bed not to leave it. Your relationship with it might be strong, but my need to push you out of bed is stronger! Wake up it is daybreak.
Who has two eyes, ten fingers, and the ability to teleport into your bed? Not me, sadly! Have a great day.
Did you roll over your bed to the hard floor with a loud thud? Well, I would say that is a ‘little push’ for the morning!
There are no such things as monsters under your bedpost; rather, you will turn out to be the monster if you refuse to get out of there this morning!
Good morning, get up, dress up, and make it look like you have a hang of what you are doing today.
Have a bright and smiley morning today, but make sure you brush your teeth first!
Do you know that the more you lie on your bed you are prone to have bedsores? And no one wants that. So get up, and good morning!
Good morning my love. Enjoy both sunny sides; the one outside your window curtains, and the one on your breakfast plate!
I was not expecting that I will meet someone so special like you on that sweet day. I feel like meeting you right now but seem it won’t be possible because I am not even falling for you—good morning baby!
Morning boo! Wish you were here so you could make coffee for me.
Kis*sing you first thing in the morning is a little risky with your breath so here’s a virtual kiss instead! Good morning love.
Good morning to the man who could make sleeping an Olympic sport! Get that coffee brewing babe, I love you.
Let’s have a contest to determine who sends the earliest morning text. OK go…I win! I win! I like winning stuff. Good morning boo.

Funny Good Morning Messages For Husband

Hey! This is to inform you that there will be a one-minute silence to commemorate the loss of the mosquitoes I killed last night for you! Good morning darling husband.
Good Morning, Honey. Hope you had a tight sleep and had enough of the blanket to cover you up last night!
It’s funny to see you sleep like a log after you have done almost nothing in the day! I wonder where you get so much sleep! Good morning handsome.
The morning is eventually here! Despite how many times you hit that snooze button of the alarm clock! Good morning dear husband.
Morning love! Make sure you have a bright and clear day and wear your glasses all through to ensure that though!
I know I am the best thing that has happened to your life, but don’t just stare! Say good morning!
Morning! Today is going to be a great and positive day! Who knows, maybe your boss will be eaten by wolves! See, positive thoughts!
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. Good morning baby”
“Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can not see a damn thing before drinking coffee.”
You might not have a chance at not waking up but you have a choice at tea or coffee!
Mornings are beautiful when your husband is a cook! Dear Husband, Good Morning.
Good Morning! Thanks for waking me up! I was having a dream of you. It was a nightmare!
Good morning my dear husband! What a bright morning! Oh, wait I have got to confirm that statement because I haven’t seen the daylight myself!
Good morning baby! Smiling faces pancakes awaits you at the breakfast table!
Good Morning Hubby! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.
I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to wake up in the morning. Good Morning Hubby!
They say sleeping is a form of art, but wake up and come enjoy the live and physical art at your office desk! Good morning.
Beware not to upset me at night or I may throw a bucket of icy cold water on your face in the early morning hours! Nice way to get up isn’t it Husband! Good morning by the way!
Waking up together is not a good morning. A good morning is you waking up first and making a cup of tea for me!

Funny Good Morning Messages For Friends

Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!
Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.
If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.
Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!
Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
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