Funny Good Night Text Messages For Her
Sending funny good night messages to your wife, girlfriend or female friend is a lovely way to show you care about her and want to help her ease the stress of the day with a bit of humor.
In this article, we have compiled an array of funny good night text messages that will make her laugh and giggle before falling asleep.
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Funny Good Night Messages For Girlfriend
As I send you this message know that I am writing in pain. I just fell hard on the floor as I reached my phone because I could not just fail to say good night to my lovely lady. Go ahead and laugh at me! I love you and good night.
From a sleepy boyfriend, to a sleepy girlfriend, For a sleepy reason, At a sleepy time, On the sleepy day, In a sleepy mood, To say please sleep well.
Hello girlfriend! my name is night. I came here to kidnap your stress, Kill your strain. My weapon is deep sleep and my path is Sweet Dream. So please kindly co-operate and handover yourself! Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
Isn’t it awkward when you are in the middle of a conversation and the other person falls asleep without saying goodnight? Glad that this is only the first time it will happen to us. So, accept my early good night
Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!
Welcome to Radio FM, This is DJ bed sheet close by is DJ Pillow holding it down for the evening, I’ll play you a tune titled Sleep tight a Dozen My Angel. From the Album pleasant evening and sweet Dreams, Artist: Your caring Boyfriend.
I know your night will be so lovely and your dreams sweet that you will not want to wake up in the morning. If that’s the case you know what to do. Just remove the battery from your alarm clock and enjoy yourself. Thank me later. Good night sweety!
You are the only reason I go to sleep every night, I love you very much and also your scary faces that haunts my dreams. Good Night my dear ghost! Stop haunting and go to sleep.
Let the prettiest and the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight, but don’t make it a habit because I am not free every night. Good Night!
Although I love the stars that dot the night sky, I love the stars in your eyes even more. While I sleep, I will think about my favorite stars and wait to be with you again. Goodnight my lovely star dot.
Don’t you love it when we don’t talk all day, but we need to send a text wishing for a good night? Lolz.
If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!
I wish God made me an SMS, so that I can reach you in Seconds, Cost you nothing, you will read me and I could see you smiling which is worth millions for me!!! Good Night.
Auuuchhhh!! Oops! Ouch I fell from bed trying to reach my phone just to Say sweet dreams and good night to you. Sleep tight.
So go to the washroom and wash your face and wash your feet! Now it’s time to fall asleep. Good Night my dear girlfriend. Have a sound sleep.
Last night I hugged my pillow & dream of You… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow… and I’d be hugging you! Good Night My Love
Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes & get ready to doze off! Good Night!
I don’t know if I should tell you about this or not but I saw someone very strange behind your house this evening. Don’t worry. Sleep tight. We will talk about this tomorrow.
Try not to squander pondering your lost past, Don’t sit around idly for arranging your future, Better kill sum mosquito with that time So that you can rest better. Good night
Goodnight, do not let the bed bugs bite. No, really, I think I saw one when I was at your house earlier. Sleep tight!
Funny Good Night Messages For Wife
Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.
As you hit the hay today, I requested bats to watch you tight. I disclosed to certain apparitions to move in white and to ensure you are okay, I’ll request that the Dracula kiss your neck. Good night beautiful wife!!
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Good night sleepy head!
I was taking a nap and I saw a nightmare. An alien was chasing you and you were running for your life. I am sleeping again so that I can complete the dream. I will tell you tomorrow what happened in the end. Good night!
You are my one and only chocolate and I will continue to chew you until you shout it is enough, leave me for my children, goodnight my sweetheart.
A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams!
If you feel a little bored, a little sick, a little lost, a little sad, you know what’s wrong? Your suffering from lack of Vitamin Me! Good Night!
Hold your phone very tightly because this text message is a hug in disguise from me. Wishing you a lovely night. Sleep tight.
Even if the size of our bed is not as big as you, do not stop yourself from dreaming king size. Good night. Sleep tight.
There is no lover like you and there is no husband like me, forget the sleep and let’s make a party tonight.
The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!
My angel, your cold empty bed is whining loudly because the pillows cannot fall asleep without you. Please join them soon and have sweet dreams!
Baby, I can hear your mind exploding with stress from here, so switch off your brain for the day and go to sleep already! Sweet dreams, my love!
Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.
Do you know the difference between horror and beautiful night? A beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep but horror is when it hugs you back! Sweet Dreams Darling! Have a wonderful sleep.
Five hours for a man, six for a woman, and eight for a fool. Good Night! Sleep for ten hours.
Feel free to let your toes peek out from under the covers. No boogeyman will dare to come out with me right beside you. Bed bugs? Not with me around. Sleep well, my lovely!
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thank God every one of the keypads is alright… Oh, in any case… Good Night My Love!
May you have dark and horrific dreams just like the darkness of the night. Good night and please do not be scared. Lolz!
Sending you my bed to allow you to rest, cushions to give you comfort and my cover to keep you warm. I can’t rest now since I don’t have a bed! Goodnight my love!!
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Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!
Whenever I look into the ceiling, I see you, whenever I look into the mirror, only you I see but whenever I am eating my food, I hate to see you. If I see you will I be satisfied? Goodnight dear friend.
Do not sleep so tight until you can’t hear. When I was at your house earlier I saw bed bugs. Be on the lookout. Goodnight my friend,
You are a special squad in food eating competition, that’s why I refused to call you please don’t think that I am stingy, next time I will. Lolz, goodnight.
This night is dark as though a black paint, to have more fun out of it please take your night shower with a black paint. If I don’t care who will? sleep tight dear friend!
Before you sleep, ensure that you smile otherwise just remain silent until the next day. Goodnight.
I want to talk but, I keep dropping my phone on my face. I’ll talk to you in the morning; good night bestie!
Some people said that I am a glutton but I replied them that if you are not a glutton, you will soon die of malnutrition—am I harsh at all? Goodnight Bestie.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you. Have a great night my dear friend!
I have been receiving different types of slaps but the one your grandma gave me last sent me to heaven alive. Goodnight Bestie.